tbh idc


Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

Take ur girl to some artsy shit then fuck her out of the dress when yall get home

posted 2 days ago with 42,068 notes via koalatea (Source: skellytin)


not sure if this is a real bun or a phone case

posted 2 days ago with 8,869 notes via timmizzle (Source: twitter.com)


*protestation intensifies*

posted 3 days ago with 164,159 notes via simpclub (Source: realvsable)
I can’t handle this,” he told her.

But something in his expression screamed:

“I can’t handle you.”

And she thought then, that perhaps all relationships were just a case of who gave up first. And her pride couldn’t decide which was worse: giving up when you had promised them not to, or waking up to find that they had given up on you.”

—Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #75 (via thecoffeewasgoodtoday)



im fuckin dying 


posted 6 days ago with 188,540 notes via timmizzle (Source: generally)
me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
me: *throws shade 24/7*
me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
me: *is overdramatic*
me: *is a major asshole*
me: *complains about everything*
posted 6 days ago with 95,602 notes via timmizzle (Source: yolucas)