tbh idc
I learned not to trust people; I learned not to believe what they say but to watch what they do; I learned to suspect that anyone and everyone is capable of ‘living a lie’. I came to believe that other people - even when you think you know them well - are ultimately unknowable. —Lynn Barber, An Education (via ding-ang-bato)


i laughed so hard i nearly threw up

So this guy who basically ruined my whole hs career found me on fb and asked a mutual friend for my number is trying to apologize and start over but all I want to do is fUCKING DESTROY HIM.

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Kinda want to play with your hair kinda want to go down on you for 45 minutes

Poms are so needy

posted 1 day ago with 6 notes


*tries to chill*

*accidentally does the most*

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Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.